Read about Duncan Grant and his fellow paedophile last week. Six years rigorous imprisonment is too little for Grant and his preying kind.
The court’s ruling reminded me of a ride home on the last train some months ago. A little urchin got in and sat near the door of the first-class compartment. Engrossed in my book, I barely noticed him.
Just when I was about to get down, the little guy, no more than seven, fixed his eyes on me. His left eyebrow went up a bit and an inviting glint shone in his eyes. Like a stain, a lascivious smile spread across his innocent face. Then, he looked away and looked back at me.
I’ll never forget that look; the chilling incongruousness of it, the twisted chain of events that leads to it.
25 years in this big, bad city and very few incidents have disturbed me as much as this one.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
The Grateful Gullet
Among the various people I curse silently during the course of a day are eateries that serve anonymous food in Mumbai. I don’t prefer eating out every day, but it’s an occupational hazard.
My city has a lot of places that serve unremarkable food, from Udipi joints that are seemingly located at every other corner to the bigger, fancier restaurants (I’m talking non-five-star restaurants here), which are hyped every Food-Page day by the city’s newspapers.
The worst part of the food in these places is not that it is bad, but it is the indifference that causes the bile in me to rise. They leave you with no memories, which is where they fail so miserably – all food, as someone once said, is just memory.
I’ve eaten at most of Mumbai’s restaurants – both the so-called institutions and the high-profile places – and I feel eateries in Calcutta beat them all hollow. I simply can’t fathom why Mumbaites sing praises of Lucky (Bandra) or Baghdadi (Colaba) or even Gajalee (Vile Parle, plus there’s an overpriced, upmarket version at Phoenix Mills at Lower Parel). There’s just lots of gunk with lots of oil.
If you ever find yourself in Cal, try Peter Cat or Shiraz. My gullet will forever remain grateful to the former’s Chelo Kabab.
I reckon it will be these grand meals in unsung places that’ll flash before my mind’s eye, bringing back oral memories, just before I flatline: of a Gujju thali in Junagadh, a Tandoori chicken untainted by colour somewhere in Punjab, fish curry and roti at my guide’s place in Mandu in MP, rice cooked in champagne in Turin and, how could I forget this, a fiery mutton curry at a government-run lodge in Rajgir in Bihar.
My city has a lot of places that serve unremarkable food, from Udipi joints that are seemingly located at every other corner to the bigger, fancier restaurants (I’m talking non-five-star restaurants here), which are hyped every Food-Page day by the city’s newspapers.
The worst part of the food in these places is not that it is bad, but it is the indifference that causes the bile in me to rise. They leave you with no memories, which is where they fail so miserably – all food, as someone once said, is just memory.
I’ve eaten at most of Mumbai’s restaurants – both the so-called institutions and the high-profile places – and I feel eateries in Calcutta beat them all hollow. I simply can’t fathom why Mumbaites sing praises of Lucky (Bandra) or Baghdadi (Colaba) or even Gajalee (Vile Parle, plus there’s an overpriced, upmarket version at Phoenix Mills at Lower Parel). There’s just lots of gunk with lots of oil.
If you ever find yourself in Cal, try Peter Cat or Shiraz. My gullet will forever remain grateful to the former’s Chelo Kabab.
I reckon it will be these grand meals in unsung places that’ll flash before my mind’s eye, bringing back oral memories, just before I flatline: of a Gujju thali in Junagadh, a Tandoori chicken untainted by colour somewhere in Punjab, fish curry and roti at my guide’s place in Mandu in MP, rice cooked in champagne in Turin and, how could I forget this, a fiery mutton curry at a government-run lodge in Rajgir in Bihar.
Friday, March 03, 2006
Instant Carma
Some seven years ago, when I was rotting column centimetre by column centimetre at the news desk of a business paper, Bijoy Kumar Y got me into his motoring magazine. All he asked me was whether I knew how to drive. So, I joined an automobile magazine knowing pathetically little about cars and also learnt, among other things, that the words strut and shaft lead double lives.
Many an inadvertent wheelspin and some heart-wrenching instances of scratched paintwork later, I managed to learn to write about cars, camouflaging my lack of knowledge with forced similies and indulgent prose. But the best part was I got to travel a fair bit, starting as I did a travel feature that lasted for over two and a half years.
Bijoy's a wonderful human being and the best boss I've worked under. He's also started blogging recently. His blog doesnt bore with you with yap about economic policy or the latest French art film he watched the other day. whichcarindia.blogspot.com is about cars and if you've been thinking of buying a vehicle and need some expert opinion, head right there.
Many an inadvertent wheelspin and some heart-wrenching instances of scratched paintwork later, I managed to learn to write about cars, camouflaging my lack of knowledge with forced similies and indulgent prose. But the best part was I got to travel a fair bit, starting as I did a travel feature that lasted for over two and a half years.
Bijoy's a wonderful human being and the best boss I've worked under. He's also started blogging recently. His blog doesnt bore with you with yap about economic policy or the latest French art film he watched the other day. whichcarindia.blogspot.com is about cars and if you've been thinking of buying a vehicle and need some expert opinion, head right there.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Rule of thumb
Have you got the Jessica Lal SMS yet? The one that exhorts you to express your solidarity and register your protest at, I think, 6388 (NDTV)?As an apolitical, apathetic young Indian (31 is not too old, is it?), I quite like this medium of expression -- of angst, dissatisfaction, anger, all buried under layers of home loan documents, backpacking plans, credit card bills and plans for Saturday night.
There goes my text, marching towards Rashtrapati Bhavan, along with thousands of others. It's the one that's gonna beep the most. Will it make the prez order a relook into the case? I don't know. But it's convenient, innit? It doesn't disrupt the flow of my life, my work and my steady acquisition spree.
Countrymen and women, unite, you have nothing to lose but one buck.
There goes my text, marching towards Rashtrapati Bhavan, along with thousands of others. It's the one that's gonna beep the most. Will it make the prez order a relook into the case? I don't know. But it's convenient, innit? It doesn't disrupt the flow of my life, my work and my steady acquisition spree.
Countrymen and women, unite, you have nothing to lose but one buck.
Friday, January 20, 2006
Luck Fuck Duck Suck
My colleague, let's call him A, suffers from Tourette Syndrome and I can't tell you how intrigued I am by his affliction. TS is the practical joker and ventriloquist among diseases. It throws rubber snakes at the victim's synapses, yanks facial muscles from one end of the skull to the other, seeming clogs the throat with gunk and puts foul words into the mouth.
All of this happens with A.
11 am meeting at work: Ed: Seems like a nice story. Let's follow it up... A: Nice story, nice story, fuck you, COUGH. BELLOW.
Over the phone: Yes, yes, I'll be landing tomorrow in Delhi, thanks for arranging the (ejects abuse in Hindi)...
At his desk: Every 10 minutes I can see his eyes hit the roof of his head, his face compress and then expand and I also hear him whistle. The last is an attempt by A to calm himself down.
When I first heard about TS, I looked it up on the net. TS was described as an inherited neurological disorder characterised by tics -- involuntary, rapid, sudden movements or vocalisations that occur repeatedly in the same way. A TS sufferer describes the affliction as "something like an itch, you have to cough, clear your throat, abuse, you really have to."
Upon more reading up on the subject, I came across even more fascinating stuff. A's tendency to spit abuses at the most inopportune of moments is known as coprolalia. It's actually a trio of lalias, but thankfully, just around 20 percent of TS victims are troubled by the Lalia brothers; echolalia (repeating the words of others); and palilalia (repeating one's own words).
Certain words also get fished out by A from a random conversation, enter his brain's seedy alleys and come out sounding pretty colourful. So if someone around him says "luck", chances are that A can't resist saying "fuck".
For those of us who know him, A's great company, especially when we have visitors. The red faces, those startled expressions and the double-takes courtesy the different ways in which A commits social harakiri often has all of us in splits.
Goes without saying that, more often than not, life's a bitch for A, but he's handling it well--the man travels all over the country, writes decent features and every morning, paints the greys walls of our workplace a fiery, riotous yellow.
All of this happens with A.
11 am meeting at work: Ed: Seems like a nice story. Let's follow it up... A: Nice story, nice story, fuck you, COUGH. BELLOW.
Over the phone: Yes, yes, I'll be landing tomorrow in Delhi, thanks for arranging the (ejects abuse in Hindi)...
At his desk: Every 10 minutes I can see his eyes hit the roof of his head, his face compress and then expand and I also hear him whistle. The last is an attempt by A to calm himself down.
When I first heard about TS, I looked it up on the net. TS was described as an inherited neurological disorder characterised by tics -- involuntary, rapid, sudden movements or vocalisations that occur repeatedly in the same way. A TS sufferer describes the affliction as "something like an itch, you have to cough, clear your throat, abuse, you really have to."
Upon more reading up on the subject, I came across even more fascinating stuff. A's tendency to spit abuses at the most inopportune of moments is known as coprolalia. It's actually a trio of lalias, but thankfully, just around 20 percent of TS victims are troubled by the Lalia brothers; echolalia (repeating the words of others); and palilalia (repeating one's own words).
Certain words also get fished out by A from a random conversation, enter his brain's seedy alleys and come out sounding pretty colourful. So if someone around him says "luck", chances are that A can't resist saying "fuck".
For those of us who know him, A's great company, especially when we have visitors. The red faces, those startled expressions and the double-takes courtesy the different ways in which A commits social harakiri often has all of us in splits.
Goes without saying that, more often than not, life's a bitch for A, but he's handling it well--the man travels all over the country, writes decent features and every morning, paints the greys walls of our workplace a fiery, riotous yellow.
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